I'm skippin' days because I'm so behind

Why can't I just keep up.

I ask you, oh internet deities, why?  oh, why?

anyway, i'm gonna start moving forward now because if you aren't moving forward, you could be going backwards, but if you aren't moving forward or backwards you are just frozen there and frozen things start to atrophy and lose all feeling in their extremities.

We don't want that do we?

No....