Friday, June 20, 2008

6/12: Ant Killer

I am an ant killer. My friend/landlord (well, I don't pay rent really) bought some ant powder because there has been a serious ant issue around the exterior of the house recently. I noticed a couple of the little suckers sneaking in and said, "oh hell no!"

This ant powder is a killer! Everything in its path was decimated in seconds: spiders, june bugs, ants, crickets, mosquitos. Holy Cows!

I actually feel bad now. I mean, don't the little ants deserve their own habitat? Isn't the outside theirs? To them, I'm just some giant monster with dust coming out of my limbs. There is no longer an ant problem, though.

At least I have that.

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