6/7: Farmer Tan

The fastest way to a farmer's tan?  Make sure to always wear a t-shirt w/ extra long sleeves while sweating away in the sun.  On a really sunny, really warm day.

You will be amazed how quickly you look as though you purposefully stenciled the design of "really white girl" onto your shoulders and "really burned white girl" on your forearms.

Sounds logical right?  Sounds like something I really should have known right.  Well "knowing" and knowing are two very different things.

Please be kind when you see me next.  I'm currently using duct tape to even out my glow.